Bar News - October 17, 2003
Opinions - A Taxonomy of Lawyer Types
By: Rachel Bourbeau
"DUE TO INADVERTENT error, misfortune or omission..."
That familiar legal terminology has served me well in all areas of my life, but especially during my 35 years as a legal secretary. I have enjoyed my career immensely, but I must admit, there are times when I've wished I were doing something else.
Without violating anyone's confidentiality and within the bounds of discretion, I want to share with you my knowledge of the most common lawyer temperaments I've encountered in my career. Dear readers of Bar News: Do you see yourself here?
-The co-dependent: That misplaced file, despite his insistence, always shows up on his desk
-The early riser: The 6 a.m. phone call, "What is the damn zip code?" while my husband hands me the phone saying, "I think this call is for you."
-The organizer: Confronts you for cleaning her cluttered desk.
-The mind reader: "Did you mail that letter yesterday?" (Hoping you knew she was only venting.)
-The emissary: Humbly begs the court's forgiveness, claiming the oversight was due to the secretary's error.
-The dictator: "Etc., etc., etc. - fill in the blanks."
-The procrastinator: At 5:15 p.m. on Friday afternoon, casually says, "This has to go out today!"
-The creator: Invents words not listed in the thesaurus.
-The independent: Does his own typing, then expects you to decipher it.
-The gracious: Always remembers to send you flowers on National Secretary's Day!
Rachel L. Bourbeau works in the administrative office of Court Appointed Special Advocates of New Hampshire in Manchester.
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